The shit that does merit its own thread

I assumed that was his nanny, on wiping duty when something scares the shit out of him.

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Parents used to live about 500m from where the building collapsed. Lagos is not really known for building standards or safety so I unfortunately suspect there will be a lot of deaths.

BBC has also gone all grauniad as it’s actually Gerrard road.

This randomly appeared in my YouTube feed.
I’m quite sure the chap in the vest is not enjoying being there.

“I’m doing a lot of poetry”

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Read ‘The Governor’ many years ago. A true nutter.

I seem to recall that as part of a documentary about the guy in the vest who was wanting to become a bare knuckle fighter. Even so, the by then retired, McClean looked as if he’d take his head off within a second or two. Vest guy was nowhere near nasty enough to really make a go of it.

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Naturally big guy+fast hands+nutter+feels no pain = run the fuck off.

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Yes, running away would be a good plan. I suspect one half hearted punch from him would see me on my arse.

It’s the other 3 punches before your arse hit the floor that would be the problem

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Smash everyfin’ !

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Having just spent 10 days or so back in the UK, I am finding it mind boggling just how utterly shit Uk drivers are when it comes to lane discipline on motorways. Just grade A awful.

Also diesel is fucking expensive.

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Yep, quite often get a chance to do the outside lane to inside lane swipe after overtaking a member of Middle Lane United.

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Did that so many times. Fucking ridiculous. Even the French can get this shit right FFS.

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Yes, turns-out the fuel ‘crisis’ of a month ago was carefully engineered to allow a truly usurious increase in prices - handy tax income for a truly desperate government, too…

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Got the e10 swap done in a hurry too

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My experience of driving in France was that they were excellent on the autoroutes with great lane discipline, then they move into towns and become total retards.

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Yes. This.

In town, as long as you accept that there are NO RULES, you’ll be golden.

They’re great on two lane motorways, indicating when overtaking and immediately pulling back in. On the three lane ones they’re as bad as us.

Both pale into insignificance compared to the Italians. Leave a gap big enough for a car and you’ll be overtaken, or undertaken, regardless of speed.

Nobody makes a three lane motorway traffic jam into a five lane motorway traffic jam like the Italians.