The perils of a housing estate email group.
Neighbour: my water pressure is low. Is anyone else experiencing it?
20+ replies of “me too!”
Neighbour: I have phoned Thames Water and they say they are investigating.
20+ replies of “thank you!”
It’s like AOL only populated by over-50s.
For some reason the people who own the field next to where we live have decided to stick two emus in it 
Maybe they’re cheaper than turkey?
Or Angry Bags of Shit as they are better known 
Just be thankful they’re not cassowaries
Redford has decided that these need to be woofed at. He’s enjoying staring out of the landing window to get a glimpse.
At least they’re not batshit enough to have alpacas… …
Or peacocks
Peacocks are a nuisance but cassowaries can be quite dangerous.
Hyperbole filled but…
Good luck to her
They look quite amazing but when you have worked on a campsite on the South of France getting pissed til 2.00 and up at 7.00 every day, one of those bastards landing on top of your tent at 5.30 (or whenever dawn is) is not fun,
Firstly they weigh a ton so the impact is enough to wake you, then they start that fucking CWAH CWAH noise. 
We didn’t have the internet then, but by season 2 we were writing home for peacock recipes.
During WW2 my grandfather served mostly in Burma. Amongst many other things duties as a commander, he did have to apologise to the abbot of a local Buddhist monastery after some of his squad cooked and ate a sacred peacock.
Need something like this for the front lawn at lopwell
WTF?
No idea but it’s a great image
