The shit that does merit its own thread

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(1) π™Όπš’πšœπšœ π™»πšŠπš›πš›πš’ π™³πšŠπšŸπš’πš on Twitter: β€œβ€˜I legitimately thought there was an actual small woman living in my phone which is a whole level of fucking panic’ - this is comedy gold :rofl::woozy_face::mushroom:https://t.co/jCpMV90WNR” / Twitter

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https://twitter.com/brainiesspeople/status/1651177457926672385?s=21

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What if you own two record players but haven’t set either of them up? Asking for a friend.

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I have a friend that will swap it for a bottle of finest scotch whisky.

Does your friend not have three?

You mean one for each car?

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Shush!

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:zipper_mouth_face:

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https://twitter.com/NewForestRamble/status/1651323315166773252?s=20

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Not sure if dwarf tossing ever took place

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Yay!

Back on the Jameson!

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Nice to see this, was a sad sight when I last saw it boarded up.

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Doug Putnam is a Canadian billionaire and owns the HMV brand. Hopefully HMV will flourish.

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Hot dog,jumping frog

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https://twitter.com/russgascoigne1/status/1651883484468633612?s=21

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Was just talking about the coronation to my daughter and how much it’s going to cost.
Then got onto buck palace and how much that must cost daily to run,so had a quick look at the info:

About 400 people work at the Palace, including domestic servants, chefs, footmen, cleaners, plumbers, gardeners, chauffers, electricians, and two people who look after the 300 clocks. Buckingham Palace has 775 rooms including 19 state rooms, 52 royal and guest bedrooms, 188 staff bedrooms, 92 offices and 78 bathrooms.

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