There’s a lot to take in there. Pay per view, “nullos”, “the eunuch maker” 
Let’s just hope that their conditions don’t get any worse while they are on the waiting list for an OP 
Great photos, although wouldn’t fancy changing all the valves on that beast.
I noticed that the Express responded to this news with. “HARRY AND MEGHAN STAY SILENT ON ROYAL HEALTH CRISES” or something similar. Never likely to spurn an opportunity to get their digs in regardless of how ridiculous it looks.
Found 'em 
For everyone who has had issues with parcel monkeys.
https://x.com/SkyNews/status/1748705031539269938?t=SNs3h8O-15D2F5uuZwUdlA&s=09
THIS is what the internet was meant for! Geektastic 
The pub that Claire and i like to go to fairly regularly has had a bit of a refurb and they had bespoke wallpaper done with photos of the regulars printed on it. Tonight we found us…
I’m half hidden behind a speaker which is somehow appropriate….
Are you a sphinx?
Yeah right! Last time I challenged someone, I was spat on!
My staff get enough grief thank you very much.
Exactly. These cunts need to come ans spend a day dealing with the General Public.
Kidlington Sainsbury’s had a sign saying that spuds are in short supply due to the weather.
Thoughts and prayers from the Irish contingent?
I do like a tractor! 