The shit that does merit its own thread

Yeah. WTF indeed? The large farm Sam works for had to fight for several years just to get a similar power-onshoring project to correctly reinstate the land they were going to dig up so that it would still actually be farmable! Cost them a fortune to fight it (and enormous amounts of stress for her and the other Directors), tho’ they were awarded very substantial costs and compensation ultimately.

Priorities…

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About bloody time

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I’ve just had a security alert from da Guvernment. Apparently there is a risk of fire.

Fuck me in a no shit sherlock kind of way.

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Highly annoying alert,was just sparking up a barbecue in a straw field.

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Me too. Just checked my settings in case I’ve got some sort of two week delay

A day too late for about 40 houses here unfortunately.

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Looked terrifying. I wonder how dry & hot our summers have to get before people generally start taking it seriously. There are still morons here regurgitating Trump’s Drill Baby Drill mantra and pushing for ever more fossil fuel burning.

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Bizarrely the warning on my phone was voiced in American. The thing’s usually switched off so it took me a while to find it and shut it up.

Unfortunately I fear it may be too late.

This is good, but these fucking things need a nationwide permaban:

Astounding that the worthless fucking things are still legal.

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We were at the theatre last night and the alerts must have came through at least 100 times over the duration of the performance. People did t realise that it overrides any silent settings. The actors were consummate professionals throughout. They didn’t let it throw them even when the most intense scenes were interrupted by a blaring siren and muttered swear words as people tried to turn it off.

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The more I think about this the less pleased I am about it. These alarms are meant to be saved for immediate life-threatening emergencies - “There is a fire and it’s coming your way”. Not “Please be sensible, or there could be a fire and people might get hurt”.

If you cry “Wolf” when there isn’t one then people might ignore you when there is.

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I agree, the alerts should obviously be used for an immediate crisis not an ongoing issue.

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Mine was connected to Bluetooth on the lopwell speaker , I got the slow clap for the loudest alert

God I miss this year’s speakers

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:scream:

I’d definitely have it carved and mounted

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Not gonna piss out that one without bringing a few tears to his eyes

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A subtle reminder to drink plenty of water

Priorities eh?

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Sadly, this is no surprise.