Snorkel required.
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Is Penance on holiday?
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M.I.A. after going in first.
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He’s smart enough to tie a plank to his arse.
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Gonna take a while just prospecting folds for a plausible orifice.
SCRIPT:
Time - Sexytime
Place - rickety, filth-caked trailer, heaped with food waste and medicines. Random screaming and occasional gunfire are heard offstage.
Her - “Don’t fuck that, it’s my ulcerated panniculus!”
[Blackened foot drops off due to diabetes]
You - “Too late, already came.”
[Something farts wetly, possibly her anus]
{Audience roars with laughter, sporadic puking}
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I think it would be a case of “fart and give us a clue” 
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Reflecting on working for a big consultancy for about four years on the same “project” i.e. account - a big Swiss investment bank.
The absolute boss had a carousel of recent graduates as his assistant, and amazingly, rather than being hired for their ability or prospects they were all leggy blondes.
While I was there four of them arrived, lasted six months, disappeared, then re-emerged with a two or three level promotion.
The conclusion is obvious and there’s no great moral to the story, it’s just a bit depressing that this sort of shit goes on.
And to the “HR professionals” who enable this kind of thing: kill yourselves now.
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I’m guessing that a big part of the challenge is that unless one of the people involved seriously kicks off (as in takes them to court), there’s no mechanism to trigger repercussions. And I suspect sufficient money to grease palms keeps a lot of that at bay.
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I’m in shit street again, apparently shouting cunts in my semi wakened half dead state this morning. Hrh is appalled but refuses to accept my honest explanation.
In my semi conscious state, I was in a cake shop asking for Kunzel cakes (I don’t even like them) but couldn’t remember what they were called. I got as far as Kunz but couldn’t remember the rest, as an English man if people don’t understand you then raising your voice is the way to go. The accusation of shouting cunts remains, my explanation disbelieved, all because of cakes I dont even like.
I rest my case m’ludd.
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It’s twu, it’s twu.
There’s a hangin comin, that’s fer sher
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This evening the family concluded that BiL was on TV in the background of a photo of niece #2 showing off her prom dress.
Nope, apparently it’s a drama about a Colombian drug lord 
I’ve said it before: not dodgy as fcuk at all
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Hard read that.
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