Beware the fluteā¦
Clearly a spunkflute. Also, subjecting children to flutery is clearly wrong (irrespective of whether it is a jizzwhistle or not).
@Jim would you like to denounce The Guardian for publishing such obviously fake news?
As you seem to take great pleasure in taking the piss out of my Santa personaā¦
ā¦Iām getting revengeā¦Meet Mr Custard. 
That looks a bit like Mr Bukake.
If you have yellow sperm, go see a doctor 
She should be invited to be a regular contributor here.
I think I may have the equivalent of Post Office Girl but in Greggs.
Lovely thoughtful look about her and a real spark behind large horn-rimmed glasses.
No real conversation but a small cocquettish glance while asking what sauce I would like on my baguette. It was also beautifully packed with all sausages at 45 degrees and I swear there may have been an extra one in there.
Pics
Youāre packed with all sausā¦never mind.
Thatās not how I (bacon) roll. There is too much at steak (bake). One more americano and I have a full card. Possibly a free coffee or a savoury something.
Canāt risk that.
And there was me hoping for the Gettae Fuck model.
Genius. The drugs trap is brilliant
Iāve forgotten that yanks name already but heās a fuck nugget