Sell him some alpaca herding tips.
VB
Sell him some alpaca herding tips.
VB
Done
Amazing. Who was the Syrian-American officer that knew you & yet didnāt tell him how much of a cunt you were? And they are flying the injured US troops out to that renowned medical centre Canberra now? Despite it being about 3000 miles further away than New York. Certainly makes a lot of sense
Have you decided how to spend your ācompensationā?
I suspect the āmedical treatmentā of the officer was actually Sodders organ harvestingā¦
You have posted his letter on the internet!
That probably counts as ābetraying him or his familyā. You had better get a new identity or at least a new pair of sunglasses, he will probably come after you.
Me neither. I just assumed that theyād realised how skint I am.
VB
Quite fancy my 10th pair of speakers - round numbers up a tadā¦
Fuckinā 'ell, weāre not going to have a friggin cream tea thread now, are we ?
Not til June the 1st
Although they are absolutely right to kick off about it. As any fule kno, itās butter (salted) then jam, then cream. Other arrangements are an abomination. Jam on the cream. FFS!
I have one side of each configuration just to annoy everyone in the room.
One with the cream on top, one with the jam on the cream.
They taste exactly the fecking same, but you have an excuse to eat two.
The thought of turning oneās nose up at a cream tea because of the precise nature of the cream/jam interface is quite funnyā¦
Nom
After the bacon/hcb debacle, Iām somewhat amazed that @Jim hasnāt been along to advocate adding a fishfinger or two and a gherkin to the scones, jam and cream yet.
thereās still time.
An anchovy or two would be betterā¦
So that would be butter, jam, cream, then anchovies?
How about putting the anchovies on before the cream?
Nah, that would be horribleā¦
Better than what, the fishfinger or the gherkin? Might be a bit salty for you given your penchant for faux beurre sans sel.
Now look at what youāve started.
Does anyone advocate dunking ?
The question is, what type of cream? Clotted or not?