The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

Sad, but at our present state of emotionally and intellectually stalled-evolution, I strongly agree.

There’s a strong chance we may never get far, though personally I suspect we’re a few tens of generations away from mastering things like time and gravity (among many others) such that we can move mass (us) fast enough to make interstellar travel for living humans feasible. Hopefully by then AI life will have wiped biogenic humans out…

WRT supraluminal speeds, there are, I believe, theoretical exceptions to both theories of relativity, especially in the world of particle physics, but nothing has so far stood-up to experimental scrutiny.

Interesting stuff still pops-up though… e.g:

etc.

Dunno why but this tickled me, I was giggling stupidly at the thought of the flock of seagulls wrecking a hotel room

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My money is on…


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Here we go…

It will be interesting to see how this pans out.

According to the latest law he should walk. And if they were indeed armed with weapons (even screwdrivers), them stabbing one doesn’t seem disproportionate. And you’re allowed disproportionate now!

Right that he is arrested pending enquiries though, I think.

Frankly if anyone passes over our threshold uninvited they are fair game as far as I’m concerned.

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This.

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Can I haz guns too? For self defence etc.

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Just use your Crossbow :+1:

Don’t have a crossbow, I do have a compound bow, if said intruder stands still about 50 yards away he’s a gonner.

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I like the idea of a baseball bat personally.

If the basic into in the news is correct, he’ll walk away once its been properly investigated.

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I have a really heavy mechanical keyboard, could probably do some damage with it.

how many ASCII codes per minute does it fire?

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I can’t disagree with this, burglary is a horrible crime. It happened to me maybe 15 yrs ago in Hartlepool and a lot of stuff was taken whilst I was sleeping upstairs. It really was an awful feeling.

Fortunately it is no longer an issue, we don’t even consider locking the doors, even when we go off Island.

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With my typing, not many.