Are you in Tongue?
You should have said. 
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How often is it fapped over?
Is it sticky?
Can I sniff it?
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never
no
yes - I charge £1000 entry fee then £200 per sniff
Yes, this is common knowledge. What about the fees for viewing the ‘art’?
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Pfft !
You could get the real thing cheaper, ffs !
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Ah yes, expressing one’s self by buying meaningless materialistic material things 
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love this article:
“I think my next purchase needs to be a stupidly large telly with a menu that’s harder to operate than a space shuttle."
and
“Muir is currently placing an order for a £595 microwave kettle you can operate remotely with your phone for some reason.”
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Oh dear. What a surprise 
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Saw that yesterday. Plonker 
My willy’s bigger than your willy 
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you have too much hifi going on in that screenshot