He’s clearly been stringing her along for years
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She doesn’t need to fret.
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She could have helped the poor bloke, hope she’s bringing the amps
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Obviously none of those guitars had two pick ups.
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Joe Kapp and Angelo “King Kong” Mosca (cane) duke it out at the 2011 Canadian Football League alumni dinner over a grudge that’s been simmering since 1963 . . .
The comments are pretty one sided, but probably accurate if you live in the toilet called London.
Evil bastard cats brought in a dead spotted woodpecker overnight. No wonder they were looking pleased with themselves. Wife was totally freaked out.
Daughter, poorly and off school today, is now carrying around the corpse in an empty Scott’s Porage Oats box, entirely delighted with her new pet.
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'Twas ever thus
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Just make her watch “the birds” and the little feathered thing will be staright in the bin
Is she wearing a cat onesie? 
That would explain her refusal to let go.
Perhaps you should mention to her that she’s sending the wrong message to the cats?
A bunny, apparently. All the better to watch My Little Pony. Or something.
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You could point out that wild birds can carry lice and mites and that once their recent friend starts to go cold they’ll be on the lookout for a new warm home.
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That’s so fucked up. Congratulations! 
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Once the bird starts to smell then the clutching will subside
I thought that eggs came in clutches, not birds 
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