The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

Or try working in it :crazy_face:

That should give the Cornish 2nd home market a much needed boost.

2 Likes

I have traded any future loudness of music tonight against a brief cuddle with daughter now it’s her bedtime.

Wasn’t a hard choice.

4 Likes

New £750 scarf from Fendi. Go on. Treat your better half.

image

4 Likes

What could you possibly buy the woman with everything?

Obviously a jumper that makes her head looks like it is popping out of a giant growler.

EDIT: Is it a scarf?

I’m either tired or have a filthy mind, that scarf looks very rude.

Possibly a muff-ler???

:flushed:

5 Likes

Like being born again.

1 Like

Looks like it’s upside down.

Depending on what position you’re in!

69 ?

VB

1 Like

For Ā£750 you could possibly buy the woman with everything (it might get you more than one woman in Didcot, in the sense of ā€˜at the same time’).

VB

1 Like

For a couple of nights, maybe.

I wan’t thinking of ā€˜everything’ as a host of infections though…

The Bloodhound project’s about to go bust…

I don’t understand how with the car built and track made, they still need Ā£25m.

(Edit: not quite sure why it’s showing the link to that baby story - the URL is correct for the car story).

Brilliantly done but scary stuff

6 Likes

You’ve been a little slow on the uptake Guy.
Penance has had that as his avatar for a while :roll_eyes:

2 Likes

This is being auctioned for the charity I’ve been helping with if anyone is interested.

2 Likes

Work have seen fit to give me a BMW m 320i, so that’s my licence gone tomorrow.

Some trippy auto flappy paddle gear thing, fuck knows how that works, but the sports mode button is a cinch.

Engage cunt mode

5 Likes

did it come with indicators?

I’m pretty sure HMG does not issue prototypes for staff.

1 Like