Lost for words.
Try these:
Heās a cunt
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remember them? I still use ours 
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Head of the table, James Taylor.
Object lesson in how history is whitewashed, with military archives unexamined.
Many coloured men were employed as trumpeters and percussionists - the signals corp of the day.
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Tell me why this
https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/waitrose-christmas-turkey-stuffing-tortilla-chips/747676-671958-671959
needs to be a thing in October?
So you can lob the abomination on the bonfire on November 5th and kill it appropriately.
itās fake turkey. Note from the ingredients, that they havenāt been anywhere a turkey
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Why must I cry
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Usually true butā¦
The fundraising we are doing for Zac to get him to America for his treatment for leukaemia has hit the Ā£500k target for the initial treatment.
Mark Knopfler donated Ā£20k.
Jermain Defoeās Trust donated a 5 figure sum.
Simon Cowell donated Ā£50k and made a video asking for others to donate.
A man who has asked to remain anonymous phoned Zacās mum and asked if was true that Zac was within Ā£100k of the target. When she said yes, he said book the flights, Iāll make up the rest. Within hours Ā£100k was transfered to Zacās trus fund.
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This man needs an invite to the Abattoirā¦
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Ha Apple fanbois getting in a tizz
What the fuck is going on in Norn Iron? Can these PUL cunts sink any lower?
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WTF!
The old bill will be applying for Lottery funding next