That would be a wide shot for everything apart from Sam on her own.
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Smart new suit for the wedding?
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When we bought this place it was pure random impulse - weād not intended to move when we did, just to start to get an idea of which area weād like to move to . . . but weād also been looking for wedding venues around that time and none of them seemed right - too corporate or too devoid of any connection.
When we saw the house, we fell in love with it, when we saw the garden, we knew we had our venue. 
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Do they allow non relations to marry in Lincolnshire?
Wonderful news and about bloody time. 
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Yep. Pull the tailored round you shtick and then wheel out one of seven preprepared ways of decorating for a cost of what a BTJ would be retail. One place we looked at had a staircase decorated like the new family in the house in Beetlejuice and still wanted life destroying amounts of cash to be there.
Best wedding we went to recently (that wasnāt ours of course) had the reception in a standard village hall with a bring and share meal and the worst Elvis impersonator in history. Total cost: less than most photographers but we had a right laugh. There was no way that spending more money would have made it better in any meaningful way.
And it is time to wheel out this.
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Yep, youāve nailed that whole scenario
Fact is we aināt loveās young dream, and we aināt getting married to make a big fucking show of it, so lobbing metric-fucktonnes of cash at it would be retarded.
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Indeed,if i i get married again,the reception will be at a drive thru mcdonalds,and the guests can have a Ā£5 voucher each.
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Congratulations, to you both.
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Just spotted this, well chuffed for both of you mate, well done (so far 
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Congrats, Paul and Sam! 
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Donāt be stupid! Lie thoroughly about the time and place, to keep us all at arms length!
Wishing you both the very best.
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Defo the way to go. 
Once you mention the word wedding the price quadruples. We thought. fuck it, spend the money going to Las Vegas and get married there - it was brilliant.
Who is treasurer for the whip round?
Mazel tov
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Honeymoon at Lopwell. Such romantic, much wow.
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Right. Like weāre all going to drive to rural Lincs and hole up in the pub next door, getting so legless that the āI doāsā will be drowned out by the sound of naughty songs, breaking glasses, drunks toppling into the Glen and then police sirens 
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VB
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Many congrats to Paul and Sam
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Sounds fab. Where do I sign?
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Honeymoon mixtape will be collated by myself and Stu - A genuine celebration of domestic commitment - itāll be ruddy ruddy sexy!
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