The Wonderful World of Turntable Design AKA: Dave's Fugly World Of TT Wank

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Minging

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I’d bang it!

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500,000 Euros. Someones having a giraffe.

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With a big hammer

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4 LCD displays and a tablet glued to it, what a fucking joke.

The SME dealer with all the TTs in his front room will no doubt get one.

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Bet the spams love that

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http://www.passionatedj.com/unique-turntables-8-very-different-ways-to-play-lps/

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Potty turntable. yes it’s a Techie 1210.

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I confess I haven’t thought this through, but surely there’s not much to be gained once the TT gets more complicated than the lathe used to cut the master in the first place ?

VB

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Not quite sure what I think of this one.

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This probably applies better to digital than analogue, I reckon. And even then not 100%

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Just think of the damage I could do to that lot :grinning:

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Interesting new design

New reel to reel too -

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Here’s an idea… How about a turntable where the stylus doesn’t move but the platter does? That’d be fucking bonkers and sell like hotcakes…

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Get on with it then…

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Yes please :heart_eyes:

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Call it the ScrotumToe and enjoy annoying the fuck out of BallFinger while earning your first billion.

I do like the look of the BallFinger kit though, stylish design with a hint of brick shithouse construction by the looks of it.

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£27k… :scream:

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I think they’ve dropped a bollock there like!