Not enough oil rigs being posted.
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Yours for £30 grand, plus or minus some loose change 
Tonearm bukakke
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Would be shit scared to change a record
Kondo
Motor lust
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I have the view that nothing in my listening room is allowed to be uglier than me. All those oil rigs fail this simple condition being hideous beyond reason.
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A work of genius 
Stable Genius?
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Mini torus fusion reactor running the motor?
Mp3 player with a sinewave on each track for the split phase, into a class D amp (only thing they are good for) and two 9v transformers backwards to run the motor at 240v.
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Bet the arm is rubbish, change it for a nice Rega 
Reckon I could straighten it out.
https://www.carthrottle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/clarksons-tools.gif
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Ooh fugly. Why have they shoved a platter on top of a cheap cast iron BBQ?
They? 
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