The Wonderful World of Turntable Design AKA: Dave's Fugly World Of TT Wank

Perfect for TT bakeoffs :+1:

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Would you recommend rotisserie at 33 or 45?

16 you need moar time :+1:

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Interesting arms

Bloody zebrano veneer gets everywhere.

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Horrible, isn’t it.

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I wanted zebrano for the dash panels in my new car. They didn’t do it as an option. Cunts :unamused:

They have taste :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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You have now joined my list :angry:

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A deck as nice looking as that doesn’t need any distractions from the plinth :hot_face:

Did any of those old types of arms have any anti skate?

I don’t know what they are, let alone if they have anti-skate :smiley:

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Any idea what this turntable is?

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Waddya mean, what turntable!

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What turntable ? :slight_smile:

Fingers all over the record,what the hell is she playing at

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Indeed. They have no respect for records at all

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Is that a new style record cleaner ?

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Stronzetto has been after a promotion for a number of years now. He seemed so discontent as Man-pet-servant. I thought it might be beneficial to see if he could stretch himself in the world of marketing so I placed him in charge of or new viral campaign to drum up pre Christmas sales…This is his brainchild

Pillock.

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Much betterer :+1: