Perfect for TT bakeoffs 
Would you recommend rotisserie at 33 or 45?
16 you need moar time 
Bloody zebrano veneer gets everywhere.
Horrible, isnât it.
I wanted zebrano for the dash panels in my new car. They didnât do it as an option. Cunts 
They have taste 
You have now joined my list 
A deck as nice looking as that doesnât need any distractions from the plinth 
Did any of those old types of arms have any anti skate?
I donât know what they are, let alone if they have anti-skate 
Any idea what this turntable is?

Waddya mean, what turntable!
What turntable ? 
Fingers all over the record,what the hell is she playing at
Indeed. They have no respect for records at all

Is that a new style record cleaner ?
Stronzetto has been after a promotion for a number of years now. He seemed so discontent as Man-pet-servant. I thought it might be beneficial to see if he could stretch himself in the world of marketing so I placed him in charge of or new viral campaign to drum up pre Christmas salesâŚThis is his brainchild
Pillock.
Much betterer 
