Im afraid they are smaller… Time-honored method of measurement used here:
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Doesn’t really matter what size they are they are shit.
Not sure how that cake made it out of the 70s
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Nope.
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Still cake though, any cake is better than none.
I’ve bought and consumed at lot worse from a 24 hr petrol station. Ginsters immediately springs to mind as an example. If I really go down to the depths of my clubbing days a bottle of drowsy night nurse wasn’t out of the question either.
Any proper cake review really should be done without the influence of drugs, other wise any example would get 11/10
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I refer the gentleman to my previous answer!
Bollocks. They’re fucking amazing! 
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Since you are live testing can you confirm if there is any difference in taste between the different coloured sponge sections?
You know fuck all about cake.
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I’d counter that he has far too much experience of eating cake whilst melted on drugs.
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Waggonwheel-gate again. And don’t get me started on burgers from well known chain…
It’s a fucking disgrace.
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Just making my way through a chicken kebab. Will report back as soon as I am ready to review.
Really looking forward to it, actually!
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Spice to sweet, the BEST way.
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Too much of both which now means I haven’t done either for a long time.
Although addictions and diabetes were not happening at the same time 
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I gathered that you had done too much of everything from reading a few of your posts on here. I’ll call it a voice of experience 
Fair play to you for getting through it, a lot of people can’t escape. Not sure how long you are sober but you are clearly through the worst of it.
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Sobriety didn’t cure you of being a pedantic cunt though ;-p
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It was 21 years on Jan 8th at 12.50.
I can be quite pedantic about the time as that is when I had my last drink, left the pub, got in a mates car and was admitted into hospital at 1.00
So yes some things haven’t changed
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That’s not inspiring me. Go the Kevin route first, drugs will elevate it to an 11/10.
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There is no difference to the taste; both have a robust Marzipan flavour to them. 
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