Don’t forget to dust the plinths under your speakers, they were a disgrace yesterday.
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How’s yer chin?
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Home improving…
I’ve had a lazy day watching the American Football and the F1 US Grand Prix.
Are you sure about that?
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Out on a walk yesterday I encountered what looked like an extremely fierce and dangerous WILD ANIMAL
Never mind the Serengeti or crocodile-infested Aussie swamps. Your life can be at risk even in an Oxfordshire village !
VB
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We are lucky enough to have a couple of those visit our back garden 
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I feel your pain!
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I can smell the Pot Pourri and scented candles from here
You buying some more accoutrements for that fireplace of yours?
Oh I remember the tat … 
Fuck off Ginge 
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If it’s anything like our local garden centre,they will all be 50% off in a few weeks😀
Shouldn’t that be ‘Fuck off Blue’ in proper Strayan??
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I’m not a proper Strayan. I’ve lived over here longer than in Oz 
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There is no such thing you bulbous buffoon!
Fair dinkum though, there is some some sense of ‘Proper Strayan’ in the sense of the ‘fair suck on the sauce bottle’ type fucking rubbish they speak down there, eh Digger?
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