I doubt he could make it to the pool. He will be relying on evapouration to mask his shame.
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Wondering why my parent’s genes gave me such shit teeth - 3rd one removed this morning. I fucking hate teeth issues almost as much as I hate dentists.
I’d get a brogue on sharpish to hide those hobbit toes.
Holiday wanker. 
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The kids maybe but how the fuck does your wife blag the last week of term off?
Happy holiday 
Probably just as well
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Fixt for more correcter reasons 
She finished teaching last week (FE lecturer) now working from home… 
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Picked my mate John, up from the ferry terminal in Lerwick. He’s here for Lou’s service and interment of her ashes on Sunday, but he’s staying for two weeks.
Another mate from Durham is coming on Saturday and staying until Wednesday, so I suspect my alcohol reserves will be severely depleted by the time they both leave. 
It’ll be great to have good company for a while.
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Enjoy Paul 
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I know that was what was stipulated this year.
I was being a little sarcastic…
It was more the fact it had to be even said this year!
That’s good to hear Paul. Enjoy.
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Meeting in Oxford most of this morning then hopefully a trip up to the Parcelforce Birmingham depot to pick up my preamp.
where is the Marmite
In the bin, where I belongs.
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So true
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Currently on my way to an evening with old colleagues (a few that I actually like). I’m planning on getting completely shit faced.
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Building a stud wall and rapidly trying to get our laundry room back up and running before I run out of clothes to wear !
Binbag with arm holes cut out. Belt if you’re feeling fancy.
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