I’m surprised it hasn’t already shown up in the cooking faff/perversity thread.
VB
Fuck it then eat it 
Lightweights also cook it at some point.
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Planting French beans, mowing the “lawn”, moar gardening. Fitted new brake pads to my full-suss and spent a lovely 3 hours riding in the woods.
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A few hours at work. Then home to fix an inner tube to a garden trolley and sit in the sun with a beer.
Getting a tax bill for a few hundred off hmrc
You can get to the back of the pile with all the others… Ya cunts
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Realising that shit is just getting very real.
Giles Petersen is still wank, but luckily ending shortly.
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Reported for cheese & onion pie reasons
Is that the remainder of your CV-19 food pack from the Govt?
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That fucker is going on Ebay for riches beyond your ken.
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Wonder what you would get if we reverse engineered the Bentos?
Various plants and a cow ?
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Just needs a nice big bottle of Motion Lotion and some rubber gloves, and you have The Perfect Night In, right there 
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I.e. the Cabinet in the 80s.
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Being the exception to Apple’s ‘it just works’. The much hyped ability to just hold your old phone near the new one and have magic happen just didn’t… until I’d upgraded both to iOS 13 which was a pain on the new one as it meant setting it up manually , after 2 aborted attempts to do the transfer
However, once updated it did ‘just work’
Part two of the basement workshop clean up and organise project
I have learnt several things from this, including:
- really need the local recycling centre to open soon to deal with all the excess packaging
- my memory is clearly not 100% perfect at recalling previous purchases
- I have a whole bunch on projects which began… but haven’t finished
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You think you have problems 
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At first glance I thought you said “Admiring the bluebells in Derry”
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I thought he said ‘Admiring the bellendery’ which, I guess, was as intended.
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