All the better to see you with 
Prostituting Saffy for Instagram likes, you should be ashamed of yourself!
I would be but Hel does her Instagram not me 
FML !
How is your Mum today @Rob998? I hope that there has been some progress in getting medical attention.
Thanks for asking Ălan.
Ambulance finally rocked up at 12:30 in the morning, the crew were disgusted that it took so long apparently.
But once she got to hospital things moved quickly and she was straight into X-ray and sheâs got a broken wrist, now reset and in a cast. sheâs in Whiston for a few days and theyâre arranging some home help for her for the next few months while she heals up.
So it seems she wonât have to come and stay with us after all. Weâre devastated, naturally.
That is great news. From sad experience with my Mum, a broken wrist is a great result when an elderly lady has a fall. A hip or a knee would be very difficult to deal with at the moment.
Yeah, it was shitty luck, if sheâd fell the other way sheâd have landed on her bed.
But a wrist is about as good a result as we could have hoped for.
Indeed, a fall and a broken hip was the start of long sad demise for my Mum.
She never recovered from it mentally or physically.
Hopefully your Mum will keep her spirits up, accept the help she needs and make a good recovery Rob 
Ditto for mine which is what caused me to ask @Rob998 how his Mum was.
She has had both hip joints replaced already, and doubt she could take it again at 89.
She really needs at least one ankle replacement but itâs not going to happen now.
Actually sheâs just phoned Claire. She didnât ring me because she needs us to bring her some knickers and other womenâs stuff⊠
My mum too, sadly.
Went into hospital, caught Pneumonia and didnât leave alive ![]()
Seems to be an extremely common outcome.
My Mum has just started emoji shaming me. FML !
By describing your taste in music as
?
No. She likes (some) of my music.
Apparently my choice of emoji for a joke she sent me wasnât the one she wanted. I didnât find it funny so sent a
This wasnât good enough as she expected 
Sheâs now not speaking to me. Oh well 
Youâre the disappointment child arenât you? What did you expect?
Youâll never get it right. Like that Greek girl at St Martins College.









