Today I have mainly been V4.0 (Part 1)

lockdown beer orders- Beavertown and Brewdog

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:yum:

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Scanning in photos for a Commando veterans organisation.

I stumbled across them online and it turns out that an album I have has a load of stuff that’s of interest to them.

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Had a trip to the recently opened museum. I grudgingly admit the council have done a really good job. Something for all ages and when it can occupy the mind of an 8 year old for almost 3 hours job done. Then finished off Marley’s first trip to Capn Jaspers.

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:joy::joy: Burger > head…

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Today I have been completely out-manoeuvred by 2 teenage girls, with the complicit assistance of their mother.

They’ve obviously been in cahoots for some time planning this coup and had a proper answer for every one of my objections, including a full cost analysis for my inevitable and usually successful “We can’t afford it” argument.

So, it appears that due to so many people losing their jobs or having reduced income, there is a glut of horses being put up for adoption…

They’ve connived between them and worked out that it would be cheaper to adopt a horse and keep it at our local stables than it currently costs for them to go to their current stables and rent a horse each…

Oh fuck, here we go…

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https://gordon-ramsay-recipe.com/recipes-of-italian-cuisine/22-ways-to-cook-horse-meat-italian-cuisine.html

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That’s the hifi kitty fucked :frowning_face:

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Yes, exactly what I thought. And car kitty and record kitty.

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Not much defence to a Queen’s pawn opening with a Knight gambit :weary:

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Will give you a pony for the 401

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He’s already got one :rofl:

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So I have herd :grinning_face:

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Taking 'A dish best served cold ’ a tad too far non :grinning:

Needs to be at least 15 hands high, a pony’s no good

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Oof! Still remember when FoL1 came round for the weekend (post divorce alternate weekend custody) and said “Mummy’s bought me a horse!”.
Only later did I realise that “bought” did not equate to “paid for”.
Or the saddle…
and I didn’t realise that horses need new shoes every 4-6 weeks…

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Lack of cheap lasagne. I am disappoint.

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Won’t two girls = two horses?

They claim they’re happy to share :man_shrugging:

And they knew my arguments would be entirely blown out of the water if they could demonstrate that it is cheaper, so part livery of one nag actually is about 2/3rds of what they’re costing us to rent a horse each twice a week.

Obviously, I know full well that all the savings and more will be eaten up by buying Gucci kit and treats and stuff, but I can’t prove it, and they totally deny that such shenanigans will happen… :roll_eyes:

2nd horse will be revealed in Month 2