Good lord. I didn’t know that either of these even existed.
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That is incredibly 
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See, there are two ten o’clocks in the same day! Best of luck.
Christ it’s massive 
not sure how much more divorced dad energy I can take.
Mildly hungover, mooching around a very sparsely furnished flat looking for an espresso cup.
My friend neglected to mention that he has either walked out or been thrown out of the marital home. We’re crashing in his mate’s flat. He thinks his mate is in Korea. His mate is also recently divorced so the flat is very “I just ramraided IKEA”.
The moka appears brand new, I suspect dating back to wednesday when he asked what I usually have for breakfast. At a guess the answer to the original question is that he didn’t think as far as espresso cups.
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Five computers in the living room, no fekking espresso cups.
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It’s amazing what you are willing to pass off when you’re in a mate’s bachelor pad aged 23 but fast forward 35 years and it’s ‘fuck no, unacceptable’ 
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My words to the wife this morning were “I haven’t done this level of chaos since my 20s”.
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Espresso cups? No.
Gun safe? Yes.
Still, better than just leaving them lying around … 
Gun safe. Safe for guns.
Given how much we’ve had to drink it’s probably a good thing we don’t know where the keys are.
Are you sure the espresso cups aren’t in the safe
Going by the covfaffe thread some of those beans are really expensive.
Might account for his sudden flight from the country, whereabouts unknown … 
Let’s hope it’s all calmed down before his gun licence is up for renewal. My b-i-l is currently renewing his and he says every time it comes around the paperwork is worse and the police are pickier.
Fucking Lilac roots… stone wall removed, 2ft of minor roots removed, now another foot down! Will axe this off tomorrow, drill the fuck out of it and resort to root kill chemicals. Shame the good stuff is illegal in the UK.
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Lilac is bloody lovely for 5 days in June or July, and an arseache for the other 360…
Couple of sacks of rocksalt in t’ole should make sure it stays down.
I guess you know not to bonfire the cuttings? Well, Clinton it / don’t inhale.
Course you do, stupid question.
Yea, not burning that in an item bonny. My mate is taking the large bits, he’ll split and season them and then into his industrial size log burner. It’ll be fine. Labernum OTOH, that stuff is toxic start to finish.
hopefully I’ll still have two legs after the axing fest tomorrow 
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