The call of the country can’t be ignored. No longer will I be called “The Townie”.
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Every 5 year old’s dream
You must be in your element! 
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Oi can’t read or write, but I can drive a tractor 
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You’ll never lose your towie tag though
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Reinventing myself as “The Ploughman”.
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I’ll take some pictures when I’m back inside her on Wednesday.
Joystick and steering wheel mind, with countless buttons everywhere.
I went to a wedding last weekend, held at an old farm and barn. Around the farm were brightly painted old agricultural machines, we lost count of the number of men insisting that they had their photograph taken sitting on the tractor and adopting the pose of driving it.
I can at least brag that I know a real tractor driver.
It’s really not, but reassure yourself with the thought that most of the people who drive them for a living haven’t got the first clue how most of it works either, and even if they do, most of them are off their fucking tits on recreational medications anyway…
Some of the tales Sam comes home with are alarming, to say the least…
Wondering if this is grounds for divorce.
We’ve been playing cd’s in the conservatory recently .
Jan has been doing the selection and she decided to do “lucky dip”.
Unfortunately that doesn’t seem to extend to putting the fucking things back.
Guess who’s gonna get that job.
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Get them ripped to a drive, then she can do what she likes on a phone and there will be nothing to clear up, plus she gets her cupboards back.
All the win!
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Ahem
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Whoooops
This is my life. If she removes something from a cupboard or drawer, it will stay removed until I put it away.
The cupboard door or drawer will also be left open until I close it. 
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They are 
Then box them up and put them in the loft and sell the CD player!
Movers started a 7, about halfway already before it gets too hot! There is a 3rd van shuttling wood and garage items down the road!
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Best ol’ luck with it all today Rob 
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Hope all goes well mate 
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Did the discs all go back in the correct cases? 
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