Can’t have been much of a fucking rush if you were talking to old Wizardy Bollocks for a hour during the midst of it. I hope you weren’t blocking the platforms and inconveniencing the public with your progwitterings. I doubt either of you remains as slim as you were in the 70’s…(even allowing for flares, capes and mutton chops).
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ahahahahahahahahahahah
Priceless
Tell me he still had the wizard’s hat though.
VB
It was the usual chaotic Friday rush. But my position allows me to delegate some responsibility.
I simply said, “I’ll be back on station shortly”, and nobody questioned it 
We mostly talked about when we met on the Isle of Man and got completely rat-arsed together.
It does come out on special occasions 
Fucking name dropper.
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I though the correct answer to any question about a Wizard’s hat was that he kept it in a box with his Wizard’s sleeve. Clearly I am mistaken.
Carry on.
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did you give him a guided tour?
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Nah, he offered him oral pleasure. 
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45 minute organ solo?
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Wasn’t that their difficult follow-up album?
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Fxt that for you 
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Nope, that was ‘Use my bumhole, I am in awe of your cape’. A difficult album, but worth the persistence if you are tone deaf.
I hate you lot 
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Funny thing about Proggers and oral pleasure, the musicians give it to themselves for hours on end, and the fans have never get any 
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In that case, I bow to your superior tone deafness, 
Please to invite the cape lord to do platform announcements. Platform 4 for the central line service to narnia calling at mushroom haze, merlins squat, please change at twelve string indulgence for all stations to azguard.
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Getting up early and making plum chutney. Might pop out to watch the pre-season game between Bristol and Harlequins if I I wake up in time. Mmmm, naps.