Meanwhile, back in the real world
this is just spot on it made me smile! So true
Dealing with the fall-out from a couple of thousand (Police estimate) Cologne fans who descended on the station earlier. They have left a trail of destruction, graffiti, and upset staff in their wake.
Fucking Wendyball
Getting ready for the last day before holibobbingā¦
A boiler and gas fire service,
Removing a shower cubicle and removing shit silicone seal to tray and re-seal properly. Cubicle fitted on return.
Replace cartridge in shower valve.
Second fix kitchen.
Get new holiday haircut.
Eat a pair of Greggs sausage rolls (comes with a Belgian bun and coffee).
Balance underfloor heating system that has been a bastard from the off.
Suffer indigestion.
Search van for Rennies.
Drop invoices off.
Remove clothes.
Shower.
Beer.
Holiday.
Donāt forget to empty and rinse the bucket before the holiday spirit takes controlā¦
Impressively thorough list. Was āPut clothes back onā left out by accident or is this the kind of holiday youāre planning ?
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VB
Brazilian?
I seem to remember a photo you posted of a similar 'tache and mullet combo on display in Adelaide in the 1980sā¦
That is correct-ish. But it. Was. The. 80s
Packing the van for a weekends camping
Getting ready go to the caravan in the Lake District tomorrow. Planning to climb a couple of decent fells.
Falling off a step ladder
Neighbours away so playing lots of jazz very loud
Injured much?
No just jolted back,still struggle with the bifocals on steps.
Wondering why the people Iāve told at least 20 times how the design should work havenāt done it.
FFS.
Already shorn. My pubes, having the slightest touch of African Sunset to them, means if they are not removed with extreme prejudice, they will be out the bottom of my slacks like apres-ski boots.
Croatia, although having some affinity for avent-garde fashions, isnāt equipped for Chewbacca sneaking out my shorts while lazing by the pool.
For ten days.
In the sun.
Drinking beer
and wine
and gin.