Had enough of the Borg?
I donāt think the Borg and I are a great match.
Have you had your ass laminated?
Well I did take ages cleaning my tool - fnar fnar
Home improvement expert
Harold Hill of Harold Hill
Of do-it-yourself dexterity
And double-glazing skill
Came home to find another gentlemanās kippers
In the grill
So sanded off his winkle
With his Black and Decker drill
I Dury
Iām so glad Iām not the only 12 year old here 
This is what we find 
one of the finest songs IMOā¦
priceless , what a joy
Thatās a euphemism for really expensive ![]()
Ah lovely brings back memories of my five
congrats
Sitting staring at a PowerPoint presentation with the most boring facilitator IN THE WORLD 
Reading directly off the slides? 
(Well, yesterday, actually) Having a look round this place:
Chilbolton Observatory.
Was meant to be going to see Placebo later but got cancelled yesterday.
So watching loads of old Glastonburys via you tube instead.
feeling fed up.
What was this one cancelled for?
See the Sugar Cubes instead?
Yes 
Bad throat,London ones are still meant to be on.