Whereabouts in Ayrshire Stu ?
Can you get to work on a new syllabus incorporating how to make toast, basic butter skills and the correct use of marmalade? Make yourself useful. 
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Hundreds of undergraduates to run the experiments
They wouldnât even need to come in. They could do the practical work in the comfort of their newly built student accommodation eyesores. The Universities would meanwhile be able to keep even more of the ÂŁ9K per year per student to pay their vice-chancellors in the manner to which theyâve become accustomed. Itâs all win.
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QED
Just outside Dalmellington.
You go up past Fuck-All, turn left at Bugger-All and it it 400 yards up on your right.
Lovely scenery when you get the weather mind you. My mum was from Girvan so spent a lot of time round those there parts.
I know the area. Although born in Glasgow, I spent most of my childhood in AyrâŚ
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Just failed badly doing Christmas present shopping. On my travels I saw these,what nutter buys them?
Probably the likes of those who fuck up their last minute shopping 
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Is the correct answer âyour other halfâ?
Being robbed of a TT by some skinny vegetarian from up tânorth. Then constructing one of thesesâŚ
The rest of the day will be spent in the pub and looking into the bottom of several bottles 
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Is that so you can go around the village selling your beer door-to-door?
Clearly such a syllabus would be wasted on some of the croissant munching, marmalade and marmite abusers on here.
I sell nowt. That would be illegal. No Sir, I give it away. Any money received are charitable donations.
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Great pic. 
Laces. And a zip. And furry trim. 
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VB
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I thought you had finished work?
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Drinking, and then, just to make sure, drinking some more.
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