Could it be any more perfect?! 
from the description:
âThe high ceilings add to the open and airy ambiance, while the living room takes center stage with a stripper pole for entertainment and a 10-person hot tub, perfect for relaxing or hosting unforgettable gatherings. The home includes two generously sized bedrooms, each with its own ensuite bathroom for privacy and convenience.â
it all seems a bit creepy
Starter studio for the wannabe Ron Jeremys⌠
The developer is apparently an Instagram gambling influencer. He seems to have a bit of an odd âevery nightâs a drug-fuelled orgy nightâ outlook on life.
Lucky cunt 
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looking at the plot price history, it appears he thinks the bulldozed land with new sex basketball building is work $1M more than 2 years ago when he bought it 
In which way?
Shirley the chandelier would play hell with the high frequencies. Lot of smearing.
Love it! All of it!
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Itâs lovely. The wife approves of the garden and the kitchen.
At 3100 sq ft to be honest weâd rattle in it.
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And if you are being sensible, the EPC probably needs a few letters beyond G.
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Skilled practitioners here could assist with constructing speakers that would fill half of it.
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Indeed. Where Iâm sitting right now is definitely not a winter house - four layers FTW.
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First thought was the bar from the shining
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Seriously cool,
It would be ok if you wanted to extend, you could just add extra Portakabins.
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Yeah. Flat roofs can be a pita too 
He has a pointâŚ