If you want a glimpse of how broken the London property market is
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I remember people buying small terraced houses in Stoke Newington in the late 80s because they were cheap and all they could afford for a first mortgage.
Metal bars over the windows and door give it a welcome feel
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I am so out of touch - that place is a toilet and appears to not even have allocated parking on GM - ÂŁhalf a million! 
10 years ago we paid less than that for a 6 bed Georgian famhouse with a large detached stable/garage in an acre of land and a 3 acre paddock!
Like that, it needed some work - and itâs soaked up nearly ÂŁ90,000 over 10 years, but compare-and-contrast⌠And that place will probably soak-up ÂŁ20K in refurb costsâŚ
All that for Stoke-fucking-NewingtonâŚ
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It doesnât even come with Alpacas.
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Fair point - itâs not entirely without merit 
Not having Alpacas appears to have added about ÂŁ300K to the valuation although they do seem to have been living inside it.
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Auction: because it is in such a state that no developer flipper wants anything to do with it.
ÂŁ20k??? In your dreams.
Yeah, youâre probably rightâŚ
Today in âutterly goppingâ:
Was seriously expecting it to be somewhere in Cheshire given the decor.
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Hartlepool is famous for only one thingâŚ
Lol, half a million on that shitty estate.
Plenty of houses in the town that are worth that and much more, that very definitely isnât one of them.
Would not like to go over that place with a UV lamp.
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The artfully displayed Fendy shopping bag is a nice touch.
All the stuff
Wouldnât have thought Hartlepool United would have paid their players enough to make that eyemasher.
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Best thing I can say is that there is a consistent design motif throughout the house⌠
Is it just me that feels strangely compelled to throw themselves down the staircase?
Also need to put a call in to Danny Robins, cos that shower is haunted AF -
Tell ya one thing thoâ, that tractor themed bedroom is going NOWHERE! 
Astounding when you think someone paid a so-called âdesignerâ top-dollah to come up with that migraine-factoryâŚ
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