Ugh, estate agents

David dickinson

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That fucking lawn needs dealt with mind.

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You and me brother. You and me.

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If everything ticks the boxes ie kitchen, bathroom, area, , floor etc, then probably go for it now

If properties go down say by 15% in 2 years,in the south east will you be better or worse off?

That’s why I guess the smart people will sell now, rent for 2 years, then buy… It sounds to much fucking about for me though.

Offer them £500, 000,say it would of been 600,000,but your lawn is a disgrace

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It makes not a jot of difference, whatever prices do nothing really changes - your house is worth less, so is the one you may move to - only thing that matters is if you’re planning on liquidating the asset - most of us just keep living in 'em…

Surely if your house is worth a mill now and you sell now, then rent you have saved the 15% that the house you wanted to buy in 2 years time also worth a mill goes down to £850,000

Of course you will have probably spunked most of the savings on renting, or you could pitch a tent on hangar Lane roundabout for 24 months

You’re as drunk as I am! Good work sir!

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I always fancied living in a mill.

VB

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You can take the boy out of Boston…

Dull fact of the day: we get our flour from there :+1:

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There are a few on sail.

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Absolutely. And the lawn is still shit.

I would be advising a short cut, a hard scarify followed by a hollow tine, sand to level then an overseed without rye. Followed by a year on the piss.

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Then, and only then would negotiations begin.

Other than that … fab house.

WITHOUT rye .

Send the estate agents a firm yet forceful email in the morning.

You stoned? :thinking:

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Yep all being well it will be on at last.

Good luck getting any food with the Foxhound snatching it out your hand on the way to your mouth! However there are many chippies and a burger van by the fun fair which is less than 5 mins walk away :+1:

Probably fallen down by now.

Hel wasn’t keen on taking on that much work, and knows what a lazy cunt I am.

I’ll bring meat and a muzzle then :joy: :joy: :joy:

Saffy will enjoy the meat and the other guests may prefer you muzzled :laughing:

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Plugged.

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At both ends preferably.

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