Ugh, estate agents

This house was built around 1870 and I think basically predated the road it was eventually on.

Maybe it was a problem of names and being in Worcestershire.

Where is @crimsondonkey moving to again? :smile:

Same here. Except we don’t have street name either.

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Clear winner :smiley:

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I don’t seem to have much choice, unless I call it

No.1 Unnamed road,
Off the B9088
Fetlar

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Clearly there are exceptions, however, the crime is electing to name a house.

Albeit, I submit that

The Monkey Hanger,
Fetlar

Is good enough for you, no names required.

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RM seem to think so :grinning:

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That looks worryingly nice - where is the undersized garage to mock, or decrepit collection of outbuildings requiring an endless flow of cash? Must try harder

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Don’t worry, all the faults, foibles and opportunities to take the piss will reveal themselves in the fullness of time :+1:

To begin with there is a cellar basement area underneath the house that you can see from the garden view which could provide much potential for disaster and folly.

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Combine the best of all worlds and convert them to stables :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Could fit loads of these in…

Good luck with Royal Mail (and every post code look up routine on the internet) and insurance company and bank with that one.

Worst of all Waitrose won’t be able to deliver your groceries

Some post codes just have house names such as ours here -no road names either - So it does happen.
Not sure how easy it is to get no51 changed to “wearenotjustanumber” though.

Houses which have always had names is very different to changing it from a number to a name

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The Land Registry might like a word too

If your house has a number now, then it has it forever, if you decide to change the number to a name, like, for instance Hyena Newel House, be prepared for a postie who can’t be arsed remembering, or is an inverted snob, and there are lots of them, or just someone who is new to the duty, to return your stuff to sender marked “No Such Address”.

When I had to deal with complaints, I got several from someone who had named their house, a recent-ish bog standard Redrow type 3 bed box on an estate, to “Ramsharnok” (I’ll not insult you by telling you why), and had everything addressed to the name, omitting the number. Their postie used to cross out the name and put, in large numerals, the proper number.
It used to drive them to fucking distraction aand they were on a complete loser by complaining because the postie just used to say he was correcting the address.

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They don’t now (cos we don’t use them).

Perhaps we should just name it ‘No Such Address’ :crazy_face:

I thought any twat pompous enough to get a name for their house would probably use Waitrose.
I stand corrected :grinning:

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How dare you refer to my wife in such terms :rofl:

Yeah, apparently there are :wink: