Ugh, estate agents

Better to be thought of as a massive cunt, than to go and openly advertise it as fact. :grinning: (as the saying sort of goes)

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Working for a charity I was registering someone for Gift Aid who lived in a very desirable address in Hove full of >£1m houses
I asked for the post code, got a drop down from the system full of numbers and asked her which one she lived at.
“Stepping Stones”
I am sorry there are no house names for that road on the database what number do you live at?
“We call it Stepping Stones”
I am sorry but for Gift Aid, HMRC insist we record the address as it appears on the Royal Mail database
“Is that absolutely necessary everyone knows us as Stepping Stones”
I am sorry but I doubt your tax return comes through to Stepping Stones, I am afraid we need the number

She then whispered “No 8”
I had to ask her to repeat it as I didn’t hear it the first time! :grinning:

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I had no idea where to stick this so it’s going here. Have a look at this two bed house in Missouri. Things are fairly normal until you get to pic 30. I think that someone needs to scrutinise the hard drives of the seller very fucking carefully indeed.

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That doesn’t really make sense but A for effort (downgraded to a B).

Some people are proper snobs, the lady half of a couple I know wanted to change their postcode so it would be In a slightly more desirable area.

The request was met with short shrift by RM as I understand it. :rofl:

Sorry to hear about your cognitive issues.

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There’s an area around here the same which became desirable but had a different landline dialling code. Loads of Hyacinth Bucket types paid well over the odds for underwhelming houses that were just in the catchment. Of course within 5 years everyone was using their mobiles as their main phones and they’d lost the £50-75k premium they’d sunk into these places never to return!

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Aka people who name houses. :grinning:

Would make a nice guest house. :rofl:

Filmed in Leamington Spa, no less, some of the inhabitants of which moan about a CV postcode.

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:unamused:

“2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and one sex dungeon…”

EFA

This explains a lot.

I thought it was Coventry :thinking:

:flushed:

Leamington is part of Coventry - you can tell by the postcode. :rofl:

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Stratford-upon-Avon to then :+1:

Indeed. :grimacing:

too

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