Latex is much betterer
Dude, PVC…
I’d prefer something a more spacious personally 
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Im not fussy.
It’s your best feature 
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Might be nice once all that gaudy and chintzy tat has been stripped out and its all magnolia and LEDs everywhere.
You can’t beat a bit of Mongolia 
Hmm!
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Lovely but a lot of work.
Screams fucking expensive upkeep.
But more importantly,looks ideal for bake-offs 
Even has a stable for Rob to moor his horse overnight after lugging his reel to reel down the M6
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Its not the refurb or the upkeep, its the location that rules it out!
Thought it was cheap
Only wallington I know is in Surrey where you get slightly less for your 1 mill
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FFS how the hell did they get planning for that hideous loft conversion? 
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Having never owned a property,who checks the planning permission on things you have changed when you sell? The surveyor?
I thought that was the responsibility of the solicitor when he does the “searches”?
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The buyers solicitor who may not be a ‘he’…
The only pronoun that matters here is cunt
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So sorry, deduct one point.
The interior decor and colour scheme awaits me in my own private hell 