Externally, yes, they’re shoeboxes 
Just checked nethouseprices. Five houses sold in 2021, coinciding with the covid vogue for “leave cities”. After that, nothing.
Meanwhile, you know a house may need slight updating when the first picture includes a skip.
We also have a beautiful example of a garden chair of solitude.
One skip is extremely misleading and/or wishful 
Rehab / halfway house ?
This was owned by a local artist. Would be a shame to get rid of it but not sure I could live with it…
Local artist?
That’s naff as fuck 
bet that all gets ripped out within seconds of the place selling
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I couldn’t buy it as I’d be loathe to destroy it. Hopefully someone will appreciate it. He had a bit of a Caravaggio thing going…
This artistic flair extended beyond his home, gracing the walls and interiors of prestigious locations such as Harrods, Dior, private residences across the Channel Islands, Switzerland, Belgium, the Netherlands, Highland castles, and London townhouses.
Pretty sure that was posted here a couple of years ago so buyers must have agreed with you.
Nice bit of Eric Lyons Span in Primrose Hill
I love the way that they seem to have used the hound as a model
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I expect it would command an additional premium if it was actually in Primrose Hill 
Will take the Vizsla
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A couple of guys on the estate here have a Vizsla.
I always think of them as being quite sleek and elegant, but this one is a massive chonk
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Haha, am considering an anonymous call to the RSPCA since that one has clearly been glued to the floor for the house publicity shots 
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Down the road
A little OTT all in but there’s some nice pieces in amongst the furnishings - The main lounge screams for horns not quads.
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Wooden floor requires slippers, massive heat losses requires pipe for warmth.
Hence Quads.
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Corduroy jumpsuit wouldn’t be out of place
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SOLD! 
Home.
Where the Llamas roam,
More kitsch than a glitter gnome.
A place for sex pond foam
Home.
The Brexit cushions?
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