Apparently a swimming pool trumps the extra bedrooms 
Done deal then 
Just donāt invite Michael Barrymore to the housewarming party 
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Occasionally you see a house and know it would be spot on for someone. This is the exact opposite for @crimsondonkey
Or anyone who doesnāt want their hallway to look like a modern solicitor office vestibule.
I know more people are now working from home but these dullards seem to have confused home with a sterile corporate office environment
Gashtly (not misspelled).
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Nice - a retail-park themed mosquito-farm with a lethally slippery slab for a garden.
Has a real look about it of an overconfident developer who felt he could save money by leaving architects out of the equation in favour of DIYā¦
Once grey goes out of fashion - which it probably has already, itāll be quicker to demolish that dreary bunker than try to redecorateā¦
Ā£1.1m thoā¦ Sign me the fuck up.
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Why we have the Building Regs.
Installed by the wife shortly after taking out a very large insurance policy on the hubby who likes a drink?
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Still safer than @cocoās stairs
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A sheer drop would be safer than them
https://www.instagram.com/p/C1w19fQs-H6/?igsh=a25yYmxwY3lmeHkx
Movie room would be an arcade
God, Iām in love
Now this is a fockinā houseā¦ great history tooā¦
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Youād never get a moments peace with a BBC drama film crew pitched up there 365 days a year 
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A house with no booze
Live by ādesignā die by ādesignāā¦
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I know that many of you harbour a secret desire to be my neighbour, so hereās your chance.
I think that this was a rental until now. AFAIK this is the first house on the estate to come onto the market in a couple of years - I think their price is a bit punchy, but 
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The sellers really must not like that painting to strip literally everything out but that.
Thatās lovely, internally.
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