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Is this you limbering up for tomorrow? 
You wish…
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He’s at the back right.
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Moobs are too small.
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Funny thing romance, it’s a like a deck of cards. It starts with two hearts and a diamond, as time progresses sometimes a club and spade starts to appeal.
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Ralf is a handsome chap! Please pass on a chin rub from me! 
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And he knows it 
Your joke is basically his life story.
We got him from the SSPCA who told us he was a stray up in Glen Fruin near Loch Lomond and a farmer to there eventually managed to trap him after trying for three months.
Now he lives the life of Reilly.
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