So I saw this on Facebook and chortled and then realised that if you squint a bit the Great Lakes look like trump with his quiff, hunched over in shame thanks to his huge dick like wanking arm and micropenis.
Those weight loss drugs are good 
There exists a quantity of artificial butter flavor beyond which people begin to believe it’s not butter. This is known as the margarine of error.
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I’ve long been convinced that road-planning is a job undertaken exclusively by shut-ins who have never left their nan’s attic…
Must not rant.
Our new town / estate is a monument to idiocy.
Paths are laid then dug up before they are even opened to add u see ground utilities.
Manhole covers are spattered haphazardly on roads frequented by B&M Lorry’s 24/7 necessitating multiple road closures and repairs when just a couple of meters away there are meter wide grass verges where no damage and non road closing repairs could be made.
A pedestrian crossing bisecting a roundabout. Fed by the closed path.
A road closed due to running past a building site. The detour? Past a busier building site.
Said building site having zero parking for workers meaning they park on the road causing carnage at school / work rush hours.
A new train station being built next to the detour building site leading to roads that look like the surface of the moon liberally covered in mud which is then ground into the roads and flung even wider by road sweepers.
Insanely poor site management and coordination between the 2 sites meaning a complete cluster fuck of parked up lorry’s and site vehicles on any available road within a mile radius.
And they still can’t build anything resembling g a doctors or local shop or anything even remotely on time… said train station has been promised since 2004.
Apart from the train station, you’ve perfectly described where our village has become 
One of the guys I work with was a driving instructor for years. He had a pupil who was absolutely useless and he’d been passed around various driving instructors. That guys job was road planner.