Made my day that 
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As an aside, that thing about cooking together being romantic can get to fuck.
The correct way to do it is one person cooks, the other person sits on a bar-stool to one side, preferably with a glass of wine, and engages in scintillating conversation.
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Glad it is ‘while you wait’.
Could have been a bit awkward otherwise.
Although i can see some women saying “I’ll just leave my dirty asshole with you while I shop.”
Tatoo and piercing studios offer the same service
I recall English lessons when the teacher at school taught us about the English language and that sometimes the ‘g’ in a word is silent, as in gnat, sign and bolognese.
My mate Angus had a terrible time for the rest of the year.
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Good job that wasn’t forced, otherwise it wouldn’t have been funny.
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Birthday drinkies removing any sense of restraint?
christ…
Pinched.
I just spent £300 renting a limo, only to discover the deal doesn’t include a driver!
Gutted to find I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it…
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