Unfunny Crap aka Holy Dad Jokes Batman!

Buskkake :see_no_evil_monkey: :face_in_clouds:

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Dayrider, please driver.

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You’ll need to explain that.

Lots of very innocent, naïve gentlemen around here.

Scotchlandshire : never change :+1: :100: :+1:

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“Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?”

“No.
Wait.
Dracula?
You’re vampires?”

“Yes. We have pamphlets.”

'Vampires have missionaries?"

'Where else would new vampires come from?"

“I assumed you bit people.”

“That’s such a hurtful stereotype. May we come in?”

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Includes such tracks as “See thy, feel thy”, “We will not tolerate this”, and “I pray that is acceptable.”

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Where do criminal rainbows go?

To prism.

It’s a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect…

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I’m back in the job market. Appalling time to be seeking work, but these things happen.

That’s not he funny bit, I promise. (I’m really not laughing.)

But I thought I’d update my education and CV.

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@MonitorGold10

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