Unfunny Crap aka Holy Dad Jokes Batman!

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Hmmm. What would I do ?

I might invest in a couple of really bright LED torches and swamp the things with light, thereby dazzling them completely, for as long as was necessary.

Or assuming that you’ve complained and that hasn’t worked and things are now at an impasse (the brick camera fortifications rather imply that might be the case) then you could get hold of one of those seriously dangerous Russian laser ‘pointers’ (try and find one where the laser beam is a train of rapidly repeated ultrafast pulses - it’ll do even more harm) and shine that into them. They’d see where the beam came from of course but it might well be the last thing they ever saw. OK, criminal damage, but voyeurism is an offence too, so are they going to call the police ?

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All the above. Or IR reflective film (same as for some car windows) might work? :thinking:

Or hack the feed and get it to send back Ad Astra on a loop.

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Probably not, sadly. The cameras will see further into the IR than we can, but they’ll see visible light too and the film won’t prevent that.

If su2dv didn’t fancy a directed energy weapon then drones do seem to be gaining some traction these days. Otherwise a catapult and a large amount of dogshit might degrade the imaging effectively and act as a deterrent too.

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Love how someone’s circled that bit when the whole thing is pleasingly batshit :ok_hand:

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I liked the last one “Do not taunt mat” :grinning_face:

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Always good advice :+1:

Makes perfect sense if you’re High, I guess.