I was reminded of this as I passed Didcot Parkway yesterday, where some twat has cable-tied flags on the lamp posts 
. It’s one of a couple of dozen crackers from the Christmas Private Eye
I’ve just noticed the Shetlands are missing (sorry, Paul) along with bits of Kent and Cornwall (a mince-pie thing ?).
Just realized that John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh have the same middle name.
Don’t forget Rupert
and Conan.
And Robert.
And Alfred and Jabba and Mack and William. And didn’t Lonious have it as a first name ?
and Joe (?) N’est-ce pas ?
A mummy coated in chocolate and nuts has been uncovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.
Buy her jewellery and in 12 months she will have forgotten all about it.
Buy her a new mop and bucket and she’ll never forget.
A sole and a flounder are swimming in the ocean when they bump into each other.
The soIe says: “A flounder!”
To be polite, the flounder says nothing.
This happened. Over 35 years ago I bought Jan a new petrol lawnmower for her birthday, she still mentions it nearly every year.
It got worse when she realised I could have bought one with an electric start😂