C’mon Mick raise your game, a sit and ride this year 
I dare you.
Naw, lawn mowing is advanced hoovering.
She’d want one a remote hoover next.
Then a remote mower.
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Bloke picked up my spectacles, he said those are thick lens, I said, no they’re mine.
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That one’s a classic
Needs to be in the birdie thread🤗
If like me, you’ve ever been accused of being born in a barn and want to talk about it, remember…
My door is always open.
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After a very trying year I have decided it’s time for a change of career.
I’m going to become a bomb defuser.
It has to be one of the least stressful, and some might say simple, jobs you can have.
You’re never taking work home with you, and while at work it either goes well or becomes someone else’s problem.
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