But are they vegan?
Probably not.
They’d have said.
Chefs seem obsessed with removing more and more of the original structure of foods:
Salmon mousse
Basil foam
Strawberry dust
Parmesan air
Where does it end?
Venison déjå vu
A memory of broccoli
A vicious rumour about carrots
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
I meant, another.
Mick: “Hey Paddy, I’m thinking of getting a Labrador, what do you think?”
Paddy: “Feck, Mick are you sure? Have you not seen how many of their owners go blind?”
Pilfered
I have been telling that joke for 10 years!
And I heard it at a golf dinner! 
A British man killed by a shark while honeymooning in Australia is said to not have suffered very long.
He’d been married just 5 days.
When I nip into Screwfix I usually use a Barnstoneworth Utd related order name on T’ipad device … something my son and I do for a laugh …
But today when I went to get my order .. to my delight… the guy behind the counter exclaimed … “eight bloody one”! …
Didcot’s ‘The Waterwitch’ wasn’t entirely flat-roofed but enough of it was that it probably qualifies
The description is otherwise quite close. We went in just once, probably in 1989, and gave it a miss after that. This despite the place we were living in being literally less than 100 yards away. Flags of St George before every lamp-post had one. It’s been demolished and houses built now of course.
“Let’s go into the lounge, there’s only sporadic fighting in there.” Bill Tidy.