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But are they vegan?
Probably not.
They’d have said.
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Chefs seem obsessed with removing more and more of the original structure of foods:
Salmon mousse
Basil foam
Strawberry dust
Parmesan air
Where does it end?
Venison déjå vu
A memory of broccoli
A vicious rumour about carrots
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
I meant, another.
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Mick: “Hey Paddy, I’m thinking of getting a Labrador, what do you think?”
Paddy: “Feck, Mick are you sure? Have you not seen how many of their owners go blind?”
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Pilfered
I have been telling that joke for 10 years!
And I heard it at a golf dinner! 
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A British man killed by a shark while honeymooning in Australia is said to not have suffered very long.
He’d been married just 5 days.
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