The Adam Ant ice cream company has gone into liquidation after customers complained that their ice cream was just standard vanilla…
Never judge a man for using Autocorrect until you’ve wanked a milf in his shed.
I forwarded this to a friend who is really quite senior in the organisation he works for.
He came back saying that a while ago he sent an email complaining about the performance of another team, however he didn’t notice that he’d managed to sign it off with
Retards.
and things kind of went downhill from there.
Brafuckingvo 
I’m hoping it doesn’t get too rough just in case they decide to come back to Spain and spoil what’s left of that for non thundercunts.
I finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle.
My username is ComeGetPsalm.
Tried it - got invited to a threesome!
…turned out it was just one person with a multiple personality disorder.
Persisted: got Holy-Ghosted. 
