Unfunny Crap aka Holy Dad Jokes Batman!

I’ve just received confirmation of my seat at the 2027 Fibonacci Convention.

I hear it’s going to be as big as the last two put together.

Many more like this and attendance is going to spiral out of control.

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You’re on a roll! :joy:

Not seen this before.
https://x.com/themonk1967/status/2106104331103838254/video/1
I like the reference to Keith Chegwin near the end.

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@pmac I know you’re not a geordie but…..

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I most certainly am not!

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Good to see @HughJanus is settling into the culture nicely…

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Was expecting Ed Sheeran tbh

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Condemned man’s legal team pleads for execution to take place before the half time show, citing prevention of unnecessary cruelty

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One stop shop…

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$40 sounds like good value…

“Cigarette prices in Adelaide typically range from $39 to $67+ per pack of 20, depending on the brand tier and retailer.”

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An idiot, a racist, and a pædophile walk into a bar.

Bartender says “what’ll it be, Mister President?”

“Give me a Moscow mule with some coke.”

“One Don Junior, coming up.”

Just then, the White House press secretary walks in as it’s impossible for her to pass the Bar.

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Being male is crazy.
By the time you’re 8 years old,
you’re competing with billionaires,
religious leaders, and presidents
for girls your own age.

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