I got kicked out of the weight watchers group, just because I made sarcastic comments at the weigh in.
I accepted my dismissal with huge grace.
She was kicked out as well.
My first girlfriend was 5’3" tall, I was 5’11". I thought the world of her, but our relationship was doomed to failure, we just couldn’t see eye to eye.
FFS ! That is wretched.
She probably left you because you were always looking down on her.
Did she have a flat top to her head? Y’know - somewhere to put your pint.
My dad joke has had the desired effect, bloody awful innit.
Still made me chuckle though.
In a world dominated by incompetent political activity, war, economic strife and so on, a little very light-hearted cat humour is called for.
Is that for real? I can see why you’re saying it will be tricky 
It assumes a person with short term memory retention …some sort of attention span … willingness to follow instructions… concentration…interest …
I manage eventually… usually after several harsh punishments dished out by the Moth*r Fuc**ng thing. (Right back to the beginning with nothing saved)
