Dunno where to put this so here’s a new thread to besmirch, lambast and generally damage the reputation of shoddy eateries. Or just a place to post this which amused.
I like the idea that the rich are being charged silly money for cack food just so they can sit together to eat and not have to mix any where near any filthy peasants asking whether it comes with chips.
*Yes, I know he was a twat, yes I know, he dictated rather than wrote and that an indisputable element of the resultant qualities came from the subs that got it on the page but I don’t care. If I wrote one thing half as good as that, I’d be content.
So on to the broiled kidneys. Nothing I have eaten or heard of being eaten here prepared me for the arrival of the veal kidneys en brochette. Somehow the heat had welded them together into a gray, suppurating renal brick. It could be the result of an accident involving rat babies in a nuclear reactor. They don’t taste as nice as they sound.