What are you eating for Christmas? Thread necro for 2023

Prototype Series 104 cake in build. This is the fruit soak stage. It will be ready in time for the NYE celebrations. :expressionless:

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You may have told him it’s turkey crown but we’re not so easily fooled.

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Stout, maple syrup and brown sugar ham and clove hedgehog.
Bloody thing was already ‘diamond cut’ so couldn’t peel it properly to get a nice crunchy fat layer but it seems to have turned out ok.
Brilliant with shit white bread and mustard in a sandwich on Boxing Day although I do have to hide enough to do it otherwise the other fuckers will eat it all.

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This is Norman.

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Loin of beef?

Nah, this

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:+1:

The cousin that Colin doesn’t talk about.

Christmas truce . . .

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Ham, spatchcocked game hens sheet pan roasted with potatoes, onion and sprouts, mashed rutabaga (in memory of Ma :face_holding_back_tears:), coleslaw, bread rolls loaded with salted butter.

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You have clearly seen the light. Past indiscretions may still be used against you though.

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Might have some toast.

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Serves 15

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Is it me or do Tesco deserve a cockpunch for their stupid club card pricing. Give points worth future discounts, but please stop doing two tier pricing.

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Bollocks,I thought it was £15
We did wonder why the shop was so expensive

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Billy Joel as a turkey farmer?

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Almost exactly 6lb.

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Next year, Christmas is gonna be very different… So this is my last unconventional Christmas Lunch. Gonna go to the pub with friends later… This is going to help…:sunglasses:

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Toast has been upgraded to some chicken nuggets #winning

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